Vintage Toy Week

Who had one of these growing up?

Say what?

Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.

Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."

Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"

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Happy Easter!

Easter Q & A

These are pretty corny, but oh well...

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?

A: From Eggplants.

Q: Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?

A: She had to call an eggs-terminator!

Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

A: a hot cross bunny

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?

A: Eggercise

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?

A: A receding hareline.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/easterjokes/easteronelinersjokes.html