Good Things Happen Every Day!: Humor

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Monday, May 12, 2014

There's destiny...and then there's destiny

Friday, April 25, 2014

Say what?

Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.

Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."

Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"

source: http://www.jokesabout.net

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Happy Easter!

Monday, April 21, 2014

Easter Q & A

These are pretty corny, but oh well...

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?

A: From Eggplants.

Q: Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?

A: She had to call an eggs-terminator!

Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

A: a hot cross bunny

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?

A: Eggercise

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?

A: A receding hareline.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/easterjokes/easteronelinersjokes.html

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

A Charlie Brown Classic

Friday, April 4, 2014

What happens at the office....

David Thorne got ten formal office complaints in 6 months...what he did to deserve them is off the charts!

You can read all about it at QuickMeme.com

Monday, March 31, 2014

Steve Martin and Kermit the Frog: Dueling Banjos

I just love Steve Martin and his banjo, and the Muppets as well. This post is the perfect combination of both!

Friday, March 14, 2014

The secret is OUT!

Maybe these guys should stock up on Charmin!

Monday, March 10, 2014

Remember this the next time you hail a cab!

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
Source: Joke a day

Friday, March 7, 2014

Joke time! Clean humor, of course...

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."

Source:Joke a day

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Super Bowl Commercials 2014

I think a lot of us who watch the Super Bowl from home enjoy the commercials as much as we enjoy the game!

Here is one from the 2014 Super bowl line up!