These are pretty corny, but oh well...
Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
A: From Eggplants.
Q: Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
A: She had to call an eggs-terminator!
Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A: a hot cross bunny
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Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/easterjokes/easteronelinersjokes.html
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