Say what?

Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.

Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."

Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"

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Happy Easter!

Easter Q & A

These are pretty corny, but oh well...

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?

A: From Eggplants.

Q: Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?

A: She had to call an eggs-terminator!

Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

A: a hot cross bunny

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?

A: Eggercise

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?

A: A receding hareline.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/easterjokes/easteronelinersjokes.html

Good Friday